Her teeth are crooked, her breasts are small

Her legs are short - She's not too tall!

Her smile is wide, and heart is big

I guess inside is what he digs.

She looks in the mirror from outer space

And sees a happy seasoned face

With eyes that smile upon her friends

And love affairs that never end,

For life is long and worries few --

Whenever she is here with you.

     G. Rizzo